- Dark Days -

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mursie
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Post#1 » Fri May 05, 2017 2:05 pm

Dark Days is recruiting NA players (6pm to midnight Central Standard Time).

Please do not apply if you meet any or all of the following:
1. You crutch on pocket heals
2. You crutch on pocket guard
3. You crutch on bribing the opposing team to help you secure kills
4. You crutch on radar hack like assistance to identify and locate your targets
5. You are a snowflake incapable of receiving constructive criticism when you play like dog ****
6. You are genuinely terrible at game

What you can expect in Dark Days:
1. If you're good, expect praise and a group spot daily.
2. If you're terrible, expect silence and an ultimate guild kick.
3. If you're good but play terrible, expect to get yelled at for being a dumbass. If you're a snowflake, expect to cry and likely run for the nearest exit like a little bitch. When that happens, also expect to have your ass guild kicked and any of your shitty alts kicked with it.

Mediocrity is for losers. Show Dark Days a good loser, and we'll show you a loser. If you're not first, you're last. We piss excellence. We strive for excellence. We demand excellence. Dog **** is everywhere, if you want to be a pile of it, go find a yard and lay down like the dog you are. Dark Days is not a breeding ground for dog ****. It will be expunged - immediately.

Now that we got the pleasntries out of the way. Let's talk business.

We don't care what class you play - as long as you play it well and aren't a GD baby that mouths off like a lil bitch when you suck ass and play like ****. simple. easy.

Have a problem with that? GTFO.
To harsh for you? DIAF
Was that over the line? GFYS

If you get through the trench above - welcome to Dark Days
Last edited by mursie on Fri May 05, 2017 2:12 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Arconnn
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Re: - Dark Days -

Post#2 » Fri May 05, 2017 2:08 pm

heh
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zumos2
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Post#3 » Fri May 05, 2017 2:13 pm

Sounds like big copycats!
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mursie
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Post#4 » Fri May 05, 2017 2:18 pm

zumos2 wrote:Sounds like big copycats!
The next time you speak to me, it will be a whimper from your mouth under the heel of my boot.

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Post#5 » Fri May 05, 2017 2:21 pm

mursie wrote:
zumos2 wrote:Sounds like big copycats!
The next time you speak to me, it will be a whimper from my mouth under the heel of your boot.
I corrected your post a bit ;)
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Current Guilds: The Unlikely Plan - Deep and Dry - Dark Omen

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mursie
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Post#6 » Fri May 05, 2017 2:23 pm

My post required no correction. Your face on the other hand...

in all seriousness - you bore me. Where is thrush, former member of Dark Days, the only red guard worth a damn.

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BuckFiddy
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Post#7 » Fri May 05, 2017 2:29 pm

Now that's how you advertise a guild! Hmm maybe I should reroll.

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arnagob
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Post#8 » Fri May 05, 2017 2:30 pm

Do you still streaming ?
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Re: - Dark Days -

Post#9 » Fri May 05, 2017 2:32 pm

Would be cool if you could get a group of 6 for the 6v6 event, mr mursie!
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Post#10 » Fri May 05, 2017 2:38 pm

peterthepan3 wrote:Would be cool if you could get a group of 6 for the 6v6 event, mr mursie!
baby steps. Need to separate alot of wheat from the chaff for that to happen. Snowflakes everywhere

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