Bottomless Bowl of Custard

[Fey]

1. Identify the issue.

No one pies each other in the face.

2. Explain why it's an issue.

Pies to the face are awesome.

3. Propose a viable solution to the problem.

You can't pie an enemy, that's a %50 reduction in pie rates. If pie-ing an enemy is unacceptable, make pie's usable while mounted.
This is a serious proposal, thank you.