John was a marauder for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the raiding ships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy..."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY MIDGETS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered, he stopped. But now in the destro keep of KV he knew there were midgets
"INC KEEP LORD ROOM" the rvr-general chat flickered "YOU MUST REK THE MIDGETS"
So John gotted his Mutated Aggressor and he went straight to the keep lord room
"HE IS GOING TO REK US" Said the midgets
"I will press my keg button as hard as i can" said the cybermidget and he faceplanted himself on his keyboard. John spammed Demolition at them and tried to rek them up, but the AoE boost of 31/1 (
NEVER FORGET ) was rolled back and he was unable to kill"No! I must rek the midgets" he shouted
The rvr-general chat said "No John, you are the midgets"
And then John was an x-realmer.
