Favorite NPC flavor text?

[Fimbulroot]

Flavor text, those little things npc's say when you click on them. Some of them are pretty funny. What's your favorite?

For example, when I clicked on an Orc the other day I got...*farts* "They calls me Thunder Mountain"

[CegeePegee]

The fart ones are definitely my favorite. Other orcs will fart and say "Oi, me bum spoke!"

[Elftwin95]

For me, it is all of the High elf phrases (What a surprise huh?) I love the:
"We are the promise of the dawn"

"The blade calls to poet and prince alike"
"If I should die, remember me."
I also love the warcries they do from time to time "For Aenarion!" and "For the Everqueen!"

[BreezeKicker]

"Have you heard about the war" from every single empire NPC is either pure ignorance or pure sarcasm. Works both way.

"It has been 2 months since last robbery" is another good one, esp with that enthusiastic tone of the banker NPC. You just feel the urge to trust him with your most precious shinnies on the spot.

"I m not contagious... anymore that is" fills you with a lot of confidence as well.

[RyanMakara]

"It'll all be over by Witching Night."

[blaqwar]

"Wanna see my wart?"

[ToXoS]

"Oi Oi!!!" from some goblin NPCs is just amazingly good. Great work on the gobbos voices.

[geraldtarrant]

Change your goods for gold.

[Tossma]

Better in than out.

[DokB]

Youz bigger than I iz!

Hows ya choppa?

Do this or I'll smash ya