GREEN - Da Biggist, Da Bestist 'n' Da Ardist 'Itz

[MightyPhred]

Kan...wun'a yu gitz
Find meee, sum 'umie to chop

Wooooo!

Eech mornin I get up I'z drunk
Kant proppa stand on me feetz
(Getz me ass off da grownd)
Standz me up, grab choppa, be green
(Grabz me choppa, be green)
Boss wot yu doin ta me (woo woo)
Weez spendid long time an' weez follow yu
But we jus' kant find no umiez boss!
Sumbodee (sumbodee)
Woo sumbodee (sumbodee)
Kan wun'a yu gitz find me
Sum 'umie ta chop

Woo!
I chopz 'ard ('e chopz ard) evree day ov da WAAAGH!
I chopz till dey iz just meat
At da end (at da end of da fite)
I pikkz up me trofee 'eadz all on me own
I sitz down (down) on me ass (ass)
An' start ta drink
Till da lite goze out frum me eyez boss
Sumbodee (sumbodee)
Woo sumbodee (k'mon)
Kan wun'a yu gitz find me
Sum 'umie ta chop

('E chopz 'ard) evreeday (evreeday)
I chopz 'n' I chopz 'n' I chopz
But all da git boyz wants ta put me down
Dey sez i'z zoggin krazy
Sez I got a lotta choppaz in me brain
Oi, I gotz no kunnin sense
I gotz Gork 'n' Mork left to believe in

Woo, woo, woo, woo

Woooo Boss
Woo sumbodee
Woo sumbodee
Wun'a yu gitz find me
Suuuum 'umie ta chop
(Kan...wun'a yu gitz, find me
sumwun ta chop)

Got no chop, I gotz no dakka
I just keep beatin dem up ('e just keeps beatin 'n' beatin)
Itz all gud, I'z well 'ard ('eez well 'ard, 'eez well 'ard)
I'z just gonna punch da 'umiez
I'z just gotta get outta dis 'uge grate 'ole
Wun day I'z gonna be free booooooss

Find me, sum 'umie to chop
Find me, sum 'umie to chop
Find me, sum 'umie to chop
Find me, sum 'umie to chop
Find me, sum 'umie to chop
Find me, sum 'umie to chop
Find me, sum 'umie to chop
Find me, sum 'umie to cho-o-o-o-o-op
Find me, sum 'umie to chop
Find me, sum 'umie to chop
Sum 'umie, sum 'umie, sum 'umie, sum 'umie
Sum 'umie, find me sum 'umie
Find me sum 'umie to chop
Kan wun'a yu gitz find me
Sum 'umie to cho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-p
Find me, sum 'umie to chop
(Woooooo)
Find me, sum 'umie to chop
(Find me sum 'umie, sum 'umie, sum' umie, sum 'umie ta chop)
Find me, sum 'umie to chop
(Find me, find me, find me, find me, find me)
Find me, sum 'umie to chop
(Wooooo sum 'umie ta chop)
Find me, sum 'umie to chop
(Woooooo find me sum 'umie ta chop)
Find me, sum 'umie to chop
Eny git, eny were, eny git find me sum 'umie ta chop, chop, chop!
Find me, find me, find me, find me

[MightyPhred]

Kommandoz, (kommandoz)
Sneek around, around, around, around, around
(Around, around)
Ya dunt see uz, (ya dunt see uz)
Now weez 'ere (now weez 'ere, now weez 'ere)
Now weez dere (now weez dere, now weez dere)
Weez just da
Just da best gitz
Yeh weez gonna kill ya all
Woo!

A gitboy I woz wiv sum burna bomz
Makin' fires in da nite burn brite
Da 'umiez all skreemd for da empera
Koz dey knew da boyz woz 'ere

Woo, wenevva 'umiez getz neer me
Kommandoz on a killin' spree
Woo, 'ush up now ladz itz sneakin' time
Down froo da dunjuns we sneek up on dem

Gonna kill dem kwik
Woo! gonna nife dem in da bakk
Yeh!

Woo a fin moon shinin froo smoke bomz
Were da beemz of da serchlites chase
Kant moov, kant skreem, feel lotsa pain
Wiv da bludd runnin down yer face

Da burna bomz still lite da sky
An' many a gitboyz gonna die
Down in da sity just be sneeky gitz

Gonna kill dem all
Woo, gonna kill dem all

Wotevva 'umies duz ta me
I'z gonna kill'em sneekily, wiv yoo

Now weez 'ere (now weez 'ere)
Fink weez sneek around, around, around, around, around
(Around, around)
Down in da sity just a sneekin git
(Down in da sity just a sneekin git)
Gonna kill dem all
Go, go go, sneekin greenie!

[MightyPhred]

I kan chop ya limz 'an shoot ya bitz
Full of big 'olez
I kan woch ya gutz drop on da florr
I kan lob grenades and woch dem blow
Out yer innards
Be a poppa ork boy just fer yoo!

Woo boy, woo slugga boy
Wot'cha killd t'nite (oi git!)
Kant raze alarm, choppt off'iz arm
Datz bekoz Iz a gud ole fashun slugga boy

Woo, letz me chop yer hart out (chop fasta, fasta)
Woo, can'ya feelz me choppa (woo)
K'mon an' sukk on da hot metul slugz
An' tellz me ow do'ya feel wiv olez in yoo

I'z like fer yoo'n' me to do big fitin
sez da werd an' me chopz off yer 'andz

Woo boy, woo slugga boy
Wot'cha killd t'nite (oi git!)
Swing me choppa, fingz get redda
An' get yer bluddy splatta on me choppa blade

Wen I'z not fitin
Finkin ov choppin
(I miss dem long 'ot bluddy fites) I miss dem
Wen I'z not fitin
Finkin ov dakka
Chop yu, chop yu

Oi boy were'd ya get it frum?
Oi boy wot iz dat fing?
Iz lernd da bashin' at
Wiv da gud ole fashin'
Boss ov slugga boyz

Fitin wiv da boyz weez
Kill da lot rite proppa
(wun, too, free, for, five, lots, mor an sumfin els)
I just kill da 'umiez all da time
Drivin bakk ta kamp in me wortrukk itz real noizy
Just giv me stuff ta shoot an' fingz be gud
(K'mon 'n' get me)

Oi boy (dere 'e goze agin, jus like a gud ole fashun slugga boy)
Oi slugga boy (wooo)
Wot'cha killd t'nite (Woo oi boy)
Evreefinz all gud wiv proppa shoot
Datz bekoz Iz a gud ole fashun fashun slugga boy!

[MightyPhred]

Op'n up yer base and let da orkz inside
Looz yer 'umie 'ead an' woch yer 'eart explode
Itz so eezy, wen ya no orkz roolz
Itz so eezy
All ya 'ave ta do is join da WAAAGH!

'ERE WE GO! all da gitz now 'ERE WE GO!
Itz WAAAGH!

Wen dey nokkz yu down and yer face iz in da mud
Getz bakk up an' chukk a bomb, an' woch dem explode
Dis iz yer WAAAGH! gonna kill dem'all
On dis new werld
All ya 'ave ta do is join da WAAAGH!
'ERE WE GO! all da gitz now 'ERE WE GO!
Itz WAAAGH!
(Woo yeh)

Dis mity WAAAGH! az just begun
Bludd dripz off me choppa to da florr
Me gun iz shootin froo dere 'eadz
'ERE WE GO!
Killin dem rite ded
(Now now) now now
'ERE WE GO! 'ERE WE GO!
'ERE WE GO! 'ERE WE GO!

'ERE WE GO! all da gitz now 'ERE WE GO!
Itz WAAAGH!
Dis iz yer WAAAGH! gonna kill dem'all
On dis new (new) werld
All ya 'ave ta do is join da WAAAGH!
'ERE WE GO! all da gitz now 'ERE WE GO!
Itz WAAAGH!
Yor WAAAGH!
Gonna kill dem'all
On dis new (new) werld
All ya 'ave ta do is join da WAAAGH!
'ERE WE GO! all da gitz now 'ERE WE GO!

[MightyPhred]

Bash!
WAAAGH!
Slaya ov da univers
Bash!
WAAAGH!
'E slayz evree wun'a ya

"Seemingly there is no reason for this extraordinary intergalactical fungus"
(HAHAHAHAHAHA)
(Letz get'em Bash!)
"Only chirurgeon Hans Zarkhov, astra militarum, has provided any explanation"

BASH!
WAAAGH!
Eez a meganob
"This mornings unprecedented green sunrise is no cause for alarm"

BASH!
WAAAGH!
Boss ov wotz possible

'E Killz evree wun'a ya
Stompz on evree wun'a ya
'E slayz wiv a mity 'and, evree man
Every wuman, evree child
Wiv a mity BASH!

"General Kala, Bash Morgun approaching"
"What do you mean, Bash morgun approaching?"
"OPEN FIRE!"
(Zzzzap!)
"All weapons!"
(Zzzzzap! Zap 'n mor Zzzzap!)
"Dispatch Commissar Ajax, to bring back his body"

BASH!
WAAAGH!
"Morgunz alive???"
BASH!
WAAAGH!
'E'll slay evree wun'a ya

Just a ork
Wiv a orkz kurij
Ya no eez
Nuffin but a ork
Wot dunt neva fail
No wun but da green at 'art
May find da goldun gobbo
Woooooo
Woooooo

Bash, Bash we luvz ya, but we ony got kup'la owaz ta kill da gitz
Bash!

[MightyPhred]

Feerz me ya gitz an' skwishy 'umiez
I drop bomz down on'yer werld from da skize
I kommandz dis mity WAAAGH! ya panzee eldar
Evreefing yu gotz iz mine, da sevun seez'a bludd

Kan yu 'ere me yu tin kan kaos krayzee boyz
I standz rite 'ere I lookz ya in da eyez
I will smash up any git wot dairz get in me way
I sez dat you iz mine, da sevun seez'a bludd

Twistah, yer 'ead kumz off wen I twistya
Wochin'em die
Yu iz mine I ownz ya
Start fites wiv yu fereva, eva, eva

Smash da 'uge grate fortriss wallz an' run froo
Wiv bomz 'n' dakka gunz orkz'll win
(Orkz'll win, orkz'll win)
Den weez'll smash da 'umiez hidin'
An' start da next fite
Now we gotz yu!

Now gon iz we wiv all yet loot and speshul bitz
Loot up da goodz, let out da ork WAAAGH! krize
I challinj da uvva warboss an' iz meganobz
An' wiv a grin
I'z toss dem in da sevun seez'a bludd

Woo we duz like'ta be part ov da green tide
Woo we duz like'ta dakka wiv da green

Were da rokk band playz chukkin out bomz, bomz, bomz
Woo we duz like'ta be part ov da green tide
Woo we duz like'ta dakka wiv da green
Slayin owt dere wiv da green
On top ov sum ded 'umiez
Wivvin da green tide...

[MightyPhred]

'Umiez gonna die makin big skreemz
Droppin in da street, gonna butcha deez gitz all day
I gotz blud on me face, da red paintz ace
Swingin me choppa all ova da place

Singin'
WE WILL, WE WILL CHOP YOO!
WE WILL, WE WILL CHOP YOO!

Umiez dey iz small wunz, weak wunz
Dakka'in da street gonna take on da WAAAGH! dis day
We putz bootz in der face, a stompin race
Wavin WAAAGH! banners all ova da place

WE WILL, WE WILL CHOP YOO!
Showt it!
WE WILL, WE WILL CHOP YOO!

Ork nobz iz da big wunz, best wunz
Smashin up da kanz, gonna get ya sum skrap dis day
Dey gonna stomp on ya face, 'urty place
Deyz gonna kik da 'umiez right out in'ta space!

WE WILL, WE WILL CHOP YOO!
Showt it!
WE WILL, WE WILL CHOP YOO!
All da gitz now
WE WILL, WE WILL CHOP YOO!
WE WILL, WE WILL CHOP YOO!

[MightyPhred]

I iz da boss
All ov da time
Iz chopped da 'umies
An dakka'd der lines
An kreepy 'nidz
Iz chopped a few
Iz'ad me share of shells shot in me face
But iz pulld froo

Now da WAAAGH! goze on 'n' on 'n' on 'n' on

I iz da champyun, ya gitz
An' iz keep on choppin till da end
I iz da champyun
I iz da champyun
No time fer loozaz
Koz I iz da champyun
Of da WAAAGH!

Iz taken my 'itz
An' my krushin' blows
Yooz brung me loot an' plunda
An' all da fites wot goes wiv it
Iz wun dem all

But ders bin sum angree git boyz
Sum warboss noobz
I rekunz itz a challinj befor da 'ole orky race
An' iz not gunna looz

I iz da champyun, ya gitz
An' iz keep on choppin till da end
I iz da champyun
I iz da champyun
No time fer loozaz
Koz I iz da champyun
Of da WAAAGH!

I iz da champyun, ya gitz
An' iz keep on choppin till da end
I iz da champyun
I iz da champyun
No time fer loozaz
Koz I iz da champyun!

[sharpblader]

I wont be no warboss. I be legend

[P00D3l1v3ry]

'Onestly lads, did da Waagh on da thursday fokk up ye nogginz so much dat we all startid dis?

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