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Kpi
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Re: The Great Bake-Off!

Post#11 » Sat Nov 19, 2022 10:16 am

Cheese and Bear Kislevite cake
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EDIT: The cake is from Supermarket, but we are moving to a new house just now, so we have not time to cake nothing :(
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Torbarian
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Re: The Great Bake-Off!

Post#12 » Sun Nov 20, 2022 6:04 pm

Cake for the baking god!
Biscuits for the dessert throne!

I hope everyone will like this cake. I did my best :)
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vigilantsoul
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Re: The Great Bake-Off!

Post#13 » Thu Nov 24, 2022 6:29 pm

This is my cake . Daughter made a Bright Wizard and some colouring , i did rest stuff :) Everything on pics are edible except candle
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Lilim
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Re: The Great Bake-Off!

Post#14 » Thu Nov 24, 2022 6:54 pm

vigilantsoul wrote: Thu Nov 24, 2022 6:29 pm This is my cake . Daughter made a Bright Wizard and some colouring , i did rest stuff :) Everything on pics are edible except candle
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awww, that's cute :D

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Elglustik
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Re: The Great Bake-Off!

Post#15 » Mon Nov 28, 2022 2:50 am

This pie was baked by the humble Halfling Goldie Meringue Jellybutton to honor the fallen King Throndin and his heir Barundin of Zhufbar after saving The Moot from the brutal and immeasurably stupid Greenskins! This is the recipe as dictated by Chef Jellybutton herself:

Pastry
1 cup of Averland flour
1/2 teaspoon of Nordberg salt
1/3 cup shortening oil
3 to 4 tablespoons of blessed Kislev ice water

Chocolate Filling
1 cup of sugar from the Ivory Road Caravaneers
1/4 cup plus 1 teaspoon of Unicornstarch
1/4 cup unsweetened Lustrian cocoa
1/4 teaspoon of more Nordberg salt
1 1/2 cups of Bretonnian milk
1/2 cup of evaporated milk
4 extra large Great Eagle egg yolks, beaten
2 tablespoons Averland butter
1 tablespoon of Port Reaver vanilla extract

Meringue
5 extra- Moot Hen egg whites
1/4 teaspoon Tilean cream of tartar
1/4 cup of extra sugar "found on the corpse of an Ivory Road Caravaneer..."
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Dana
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Re: The Great Bake-Off!

Post#16 » Wed Nov 30, 2022 5:03 pm

Warcakes

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:? :D
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Dana
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Re: The Great Bake-Off!

Post#17 » Wed Nov 30, 2022 5:08 pm

Nurphed wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 2:02 am
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RoR Apple Pie
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Goryak
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Re: The Great Bake-Off!

Post#18 » Wed Nov 30, 2022 7:51 pm

Chaos corrupts (the teeth), and a Crooked Moon for good measure.

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GingerbEArd cookies:

-200g of brown sugar (stolen from the corpses of Empire footmen, that were going to give it to the child-refugees of Praag to try and uplift them);
-226g of butter (churn it out of squig's milk for a more horny, gassy or spiky flavour);
-2 eggs (cockatrice ones, highly recommended);
-340g of honey (talk sweetly to a witch elf, you might get the desired ammount, or be murdered, best of luck);
-930g of slayer's bones flour (best collected in open areas, DO NOT attempt to collect in tiny closed-off spaces :cry:);
-2 tbsp of ground ginger;
-2 tbsp of ground cinnamon;
-2 tsp of ground cloves;
^ransack the 3 from Altdorf's pantry (might take you a while to get there, time to up your fort-attacking skills) ^.

Royal icing:

-2 egg whites (collected from the Bleakwing Matriarch's lair);
-2 tsp of lemon juice (for extra bitterness, collect after a choppa uses "Git to da Choppa!" in Tor Anroc);
-330g powdered sugar (make your way to Mount Gunbad and ask for the git "Santiago el Chapi", he'll hook you up with it).

Natural food colouring:

-For blue, lilac, yellow and pink-ish, collect them from blue/pink/flamer horrors;
-For green, just go to Bilerot Burrow (really...).
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The baker's conclusions [text]:
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- It is rather surprising, how easy it is to make those window/stained-glass pannels; just smash some sugar-free Ricola/Halls, fill the holes and melt them :shock:;
- Natural, homemade food colourings are a scam (tho they look pretty), if you intend to paint royal icing with them, whilst using vodka as your thinner :lol: ;
- Making blue food colouring is an interesting chemistry lesson; boil red cabbage and you get a beautiful purple/lilac water; now add some baking soda and it "magically" turns blue :shock: ;
- If a cookie breaks (looking at you Slaanesh symbol), melt sugar until you get caramel, and use that as your glue;
- When placing templates on top of the raw cookie-dough to cut them with a "cleava" (!), for Khorne's sake, make the templates out of parchment paper and not your neck-of-the-wood white plain paper (it's a joy to try and remove this last one from the dough) :evil: .
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Re: The Great Bake-Off!

Post#19 » Wed Nov 30, 2022 9:29 pm

Goryak wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 7:51 pm ...
These are pretty lit... 8-)
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Re: The Great Bake-Off!

Post#20 » Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:52 am

Sadly I have no good baking skills, but I've checked out all the entries and damn those are cool!
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