Return of Reckoning

It wuz Gorkmas eve git
In da war camp
Da big boss sed to me
Weez killd sum stuntie gitz
Den dere woz drinkin' songz
Wiv loot an' stuntie beer
I slappt me choppa down
An' hit a grotz ear

We iz da lukky wunz
Koz we got lotsa gunz
I gotz dis feelin'
Dis fites gonna be fun
So 'appy Morkmas
I killz da 'umiez
I kan see a betta time
Wen all da gitz is ded

Dey got gitz drivin' tanks
Dey got writinz in gold
But da boyz chop rite froo dem
Koz da gitz iz froze cold
Wen I chops off wunz 'and
On dis cold Gorkmas eve
'E skreemed at
Da empra to save 'im from me

We wuz blastin'
We wuz choppin'
Boss of new ork sity
When da boyz iz dun killin'
Dey lookz out f'mor
Mareen boyz woz marchin'
Dey waz shootin' an' blastin'
We fites all da daytime
An' Killz dem all nite

Da boyz ov da great green orky WAAAGH!
Woz singin' drinkin' songz
An' da gitz woz bleedin' out
On Morkmas day

Yooz a git
Wot iz drunk
Wearin' old slapped on junk
Lyin' dere 'alf asleep wiv sum rokz fer a bed
Yoo skumbag, yoo gitboy
Yoo toofliss ol' zoggwit
'Appy Gorkmas we kill'em
An' kill'em rite farst

Da boyz ov da great green orky WAAAGH!
Still singin' drinkin' songz
An' da gitz woz bleedin' out
On Morkmas day

I kudda bin da boss
Well so kud any git
Just mash da olda wun
Wen 'ez not lookin'
Yoo smakz'im up rite gud
Iz 'ead on yor bosspole
Yoo leadz da boyz alone
Yooz got da ladz around yoo

Da boyz ov da great green orky WAAAGH!
Still singin' drinkin' songz
An' da gitz woz bleedin' out
On Gorkmas day

Dat wuz a gud tale, da Kaptin wud shurly luv it gud !!!

This needs to be illustrated and published

Dat wuz a gud un ya git!

Awesome!

wargrimnir wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 1:59 pm This needs to be illustrated and published

You're the one with connections to the dev team, lol