Return of Reckoning Verse, Part 10: "X-Realming, Solved""
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2022 2:32 pm
The debate about X-Realming
So loud it’s overwhelming
Rages, for the rage quitters
Lose, and log on winners.
They don’t stick with a side.
When they die, they hide.
The epitome of zerglings.
Small guys and gals, like nurglings.
A pestilence, these weaklings
Switch many times, weekly.
What way does the wind blow?
An X-Realmer would know.
And so, the fight’s one-sided
Not equally divided.
X-Realmers aren’t devoted
They all should be demoted.
I suggest a rule:
When you switch loyalty
You’re docked a rank or two.
They all should lose seniority.
Drastic, but X-Realming
Is causing big frustration.
Just maybe
Such a penalty
Would fix the situation.
So loud it’s overwhelming
Rages, for the rage quitters
Lose, and log on winners.
They don’t stick with a side.
When they die, they hide.
The epitome of zerglings.
Small guys and gals, like nurglings.
A pestilence, these weaklings
Switch many times, weekly.
What way does the wind blow?
An X-Realmer would know.
And so, the fight’s one-sided
Not equally divided.
X-Realmers aren’t devoted
They all should be demoted.
I suggest a rule:
When you switch loyalty
You’re docked a rank or two.
They all should lose seniority.
Drastic, but X-Realming
Is causing big frustration.
Just maybe
Such a penalty
Would fix the situation.