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Poetry: "Choppa pull scream"
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2022 1:39 pm
by sasaki11
In the heat of battle ...
... something strange holds your body now ...
... there is no escape no hope, today or tomorrow ...
... a big greenskin orc is laughing ...
... you will be pulled into the darkness ...
... into the flurry of spears and mighty axes ...
... and that big orc is laughing, laughing at you ...
The Poet died and his spirit never found peace ...
Re: Poetry: "Choppa pull scream"
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2022 3:28 pm
by Albais
Nice little poem. It captures the agony of the moment quite well.
Re: Poetry: "Choppa pull scream"
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2022 6:11 pm
by Martok
There once was an Orc from Black Crag...
Re: Poetry: "Choppa pull scream"
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2022 8:06 pm
by Bavradai
Very good!
I see tides of green, fat Stunties, too,
I see them run, from me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful WAAAAGH!!
I see robes of blue, and wizards bright,
The sneaky hats, the sun 'umie knight
And I think to myself
What a wonderful WAAAAGH!!!
The mixtures of their innards, go sailing through the sky,
Are also on the faces of greenskins going by.
I see boyz brandish blades, sayin', "YA WANT SOME TOO?"
They're really sayin', "I love you."
I hear stunties cryin'. I watch them go.
Bringing more friends, much more than I'll ever know
And I think to myself
What a wonderful WAAAAGH!!!
Re: Poetry: "Choppa pull scream"
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2022 9:09 pm
by Whyumadbro
the world and the camera is thrown into a limbo....
Re: Poetry: "Choppa pull scream"
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 3:59 am
by Martok
A submission I authored back in 2016: 'The Slayer's Lament.'
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Re: Poetry: "Choppa pull scream"
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 5:46 am
by wargrimnir
Bots out here stealing everything.
Re: Poetry: "Choppa pull scream"
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 5:49 am
by Martok
wargrimnir wrote: āWed Sep 14, 2022 5:46 amBots out here stealing everything.
Re: Poetry: "Choppa pull scream"
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2023 4:17 am
by EmmettBrown
It sounds amazing:D
Re: Poetry: "Choppa pull scream"
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2023 3:37 pm
by Culexus
To Get to Da Choppa, I did die
So on the forums, I do cry
I'm a solo pug player; cater to me
I hate real fights and love PvD
I hide in the keep for hours a day
Until Destro gets bored and goes away
I queue for scenarios, which I always lose
Because to join a premade, I do refuse
When I play tank, I neither challenge nor guard
And when I play healer, I DPS hard
But the pug DPS life is really for me
Spreading fluff damage and giving immunities for free
Never assisting or attacking the flanks
Just going after the nearest tanks
So when Iām in the lakes following the zerg
And Destro comes out and starts thinning the herd
I get Choppa pulled, so I scream and I cry
How could a player as good as me die?