Return of Reckoning

Disclaimer: "Get it as a joke don't get offended." * Some of player stupid activities that I noticed:

Attitude Tanks: "I has no healers, me won't tank, you all are bad!" *Sits in a back row on a horse*
Dps Zealots: "I will murder all with my uber 'dps." *Gets whacked, whole party suffers*
Numbskull Helaers: "I must heal someone, but who? Huh?" *People are dying in batches*
Tank Wankers: "There's a bunch of squishies at the back row, but this tank is so shiny, kill him!" *Tank gets pleasure*
Attitude Healers: "I do what I want to, no heals for you!" *Gets swarmed* "I heal you, I heal, just help me!"
2 man Party Queer Heals: "I heal my mate, don't give a **** about you!".
0 Perception Range Dps: "I will dps standing righ here, rurrrrurrrrrrrr! *Gets whacked*
Sissy tanks: "I has a shield, I tough! Is that a scratch!? Ruuuuuuunnnnn!
T2 Swing Run: "Back and forth, back and forth!" *Really fun, Not!*
As fairly new player, I can tell one thing: it's really hard to have fun here.

find friends and play with ( in special look for good ones)
its happen in all place not only here or there

MariborForest wrote:Disclaimer: "Get it as a joke don't get offended." * Some of player stupid activities that I noticed:

Attitude Tanks: "I has no healers, me won't tank, you all are bad!" *Sits in a back row on a horse*
Dps Zealots: "I will murder all with my uber 'dps." *Gets whacked, whole party suffers*
Numbskull Helaers: "I must heal someone, but who? Huh?" *People are dying in batches*
Tank Wankers: "There's a bunch of squishies at the back row, but this tank is so shiny, kill him!" *Tank gets pleasure*
Attitude Healers: "I do what I want to, no heals for you!" *Gets swarmed* "I heal you, I heal, just help me!"
2 man Party Queer Heals: "I heal my mate, don't give a **** about you!".
0 Perception Range Dps: "I will dps standing righ here, rurrrrurrrrrrrr! *Gets whacked*
Sissy tanks: "I has a shield, I tough! Is that a scratch!? Ruuuuuuunnnnn!
T2 Swing Run: "Back and forth, back and forth!" *Really fun, Not!*
As fairly new player, I can tell one thing: it's really hard to have fun here.

Pugs are rough.

This OP is great, one hell of an introduction post...

You forgot the:

Wasted group slot melee DD: "Those guys r cheating!" *Has full backup from tank + 2 healers, but still fails to deliver some pressure to the enemy*

MariborForest wrote:...

You probably missed game guide. If you read it, you wouldn't be surprised.

That aren't 50!!

2 man Party Queer Heals: "I heal my mate, don't give a **** about you!".

Normal premade guy's are more important than crying guy like you ! if you dont have heal in your party so leave your wb and find friends or maybe ask to the lead if there is a lead in your wb to balance healers! Dja né

MariborForest wrote:Disclaimer: "Get it as a joke don't get offended." * Some of player stupid activities that I noticed:

0 Perception Range Dps: "I will dps standing righ here, rurrrrurrrrrrrr! *Gets whacked*

this is correct indeed as if that rdp stay back he need to let stay back tank to guard him.... the trade in damage between rdp and mdps is the same . Problem is that ppl don't know how to kite rather than play to near / or other dont know that should **** move away when someone is kite/run around instead body block dam