Return of Reckoning

Ooh, Ooh, I got one:

Stabz In The City

Four Witch Elves and their Mom find themselves loose in Altdorf with a little time to kill. One Witch Hunter from the Obsidian Order is tasked to track them down, which he does, by climbing over multiple rooftops, and one sewer, until the final fight in an ...

Movie Scryptz fer Rorywood – Movie Free: Squigtanic

I iz Dungsniffa Brownfinga, Night Gobbo Shaman. I sniff me fingar an da voicez hum sad musik an laugh at da same time.

Dis movie be about two stuntiez ridin’ a real fancy boat. Too fancy. Gold trim, shiny railz, an way too many rules about where ...

Movie Scryptz fer Rorywood – Da Ring Dat Smelled Wrong

I iz Dungsniffa Brownfinga, Night Gobbo Shaman. I sniff me fingar, an da voicez say: “Make it a movie, ya git.”

Grufrip da Ork Kaptain of da Freebootaz had a sekret darker than Mork’s armpit. On weekendz, ‘e put away da choppa, grabz iz pom ...

Oi wanna give a BIG, FAT, SQUIGSQUEEZIN’ THANK YA to all da ladz dat stood by me idea.
You’z da chosen few. Da Finger smellers, da Voice Hearerz, da Thinky Gitz wiv Fungus Brainz.

Da voicez call ya many fingz, such as:
Fartar Masta,
High Sniffer of Da Sacred Knuckle,
Wart Whisperer,
Muck Oracle ...

Quit da game? Nah. I love dis game. I love smashin’, healin’, blowin’ meself up, an’ sniffin’ me fingar while doin’ it. If I wanted ta leave, I’d already be off eatin’ squigs somewhere else.

We all know we ain’t gettin’ new maps, or shiny weird realms an’ dat’s fine. Da dev gitz do what dey can ...

Oi ya gitz,

I iz Dungsniffa Brownfinga, Goblin Shaman,
He Who Sniffs His Fingar an’ Hearz Da Voices.

An’ today da voices iz sayin’ sumfink sad but true:
Da life of a purposeless git iz a miserable one.

I’z done it all.
Me three bestest toons iz maxed at lvl 85.
I’z krumped, zapped, healed ...

Dear Return of Reckoning Developers,

First off, I want to thank you all for the incredible work you've done bringing Karak Eight Peaks to life. It's genuinely one of the most beautifully designed areas in the game rich with Greenskin flavor, lore, and that sprawling, immersive feel that makes ROR ...

Right den, ‘ere be da legendary origin of da one, da only... Dungsniffa Brownfiga, Shaman of Stink, Prophet of Pungence, and da undisputed Masta in da Fart of War.

Once upon a squig-squashed moon, deep in da dankest part o’ da Badlands, dere lived a weedy, nose-pokin’ git called Dungsniffa. He ...

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WAAAGH!