Return of Reckoning

Riveting anecdote dear sibling! Regale me with it once more.

And forgive my boldness, but is "splooge" not slang for semen?

Welcome! We're all noobs if we are completely honest

I for one am delighted that this has been brought back. It has never really sat well with me that games increasingly allow death to go unpunished. If it were me (and I am a sadist :P) I would increase the length of time the wounds debuff is active and make removing the debuff more expensive. If ...

DeusMechanicus wrote:Read the banner at the top, friend. "No ETA is available"

Ouch! That's him told.

Luithicca wrote:Rent, Electricity, Food, Taxes..

All sound like subscription fees to me.

Nooo, no no no no. Those are just in-game expenses you see, no different to spending your gold on potions or flying to different locations.

My favourite MMO is real life. No subscription fee and the servers are always quite well populated.

Gracious, clearly the destruction of the old world wasn't just restricted to the tabletop game.

Still, if you've got your health, what else do you really need?

I will probably go and strike up a conversation with some enemy players.

Which is to say, I'll probably be killed within minutes of logging on.

You can't socialize outside. Everyone and their mothers are hunting pokemons. So I hear, but still, that can be a good way to meet people. I was in a pub with some friends on Friday evening when a lady came over to us and asked if she could just catch the Pidgey that was sat on our table. I think ...

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