A brilliant solution about that thrice-damned noise

[TheSockPuppet]

We all know that most mounts make that nice, relaxing and inspiring melody of two coconuts getting banged against eachother when they move, a sound we all know and love...except for the midget helicopters, because apperently someone thought it would be funny to replace the coconut with the screams of a fly that is being violently molested by a frenzied wasp...and they make that sound constantly...

The result is that the sound can be heard clearly from a rather long distance, making it almost impossible for a warband that contains midgets to commit a successful ambush...and i suppose it must cause great psychological distress to the ordies as well.

Thus, being the pinnacle of intellect and wisdom that i am, i came to the conclusion that the best solution would be to replace the coconut sound on the dark elf mount (which didn't make any sense to begin with), with this one.

Spoiler:

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Now the ordies will be able to hear destro coming as well when we ambush them and our catchy tune is going to mend the damage that the horrid dirge of the bearded rodents has done to them (even though they had it coming because they associated themselves with midgets)

[Glorian]

Good Idea.
Another Sollution might be to just give the dwarfs backpacks that gives them a speedboost like when running through watter.

Fast marching is better than a roflcopter.

PS.: Warthog mount discussions are forbidden.

[bwdaWAR]

This is why everyone should have squig mounts!

[armorcrafter]

Better give the disc riders a annoying hum.

Old roadrunner/coyote cartoon episode had coyote launching a bunch of flying sticks of dynamite that made a humming sound. They keep showing up throughout the episode to thwart his brilliant plans.

[Danielle]

Dinosaurs already have ridiculously long tails that make them a pain to try and hide with. No need to nerf them any further.