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Me Golden Toof

Post#1 » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:53 am

[black orc, golden tooth jutting from gums--the other broken]

I was sitting on da supplies at Lobba Mill when I wrote dis poem wiv a stuntie finga:

on mud fick wiv blood,
do trod me warpig's hoof.
to find da rotten stunties,
I follow me golden toof.

wiv choppa an cuttas,
wiv blocka shatta-proof,
I tear 'em to bits
smilin' wiv me golden toof.

An when they're dyin by me,
I swear it's da troof,
it's their own eyes they see
reflected in me golden toof!
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Post#2 » Thu Sep 26, 2019 6:31 am

Foinaly sum gud piece of art!!!
Krump' wif da best boyz!!!

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Post#3 » Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:55 am

Ye have reserved yourself a line in the Book of Grudges with that poem pignose. :evil: :lol:

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Post#4 » Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:56 am

We need more ork like you

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Post#5 » Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:37 pm

fanks for da kind words lads
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Post#6 » Fri Sep 27, 2019 12:22 am

Dis be gudder 'an humie juice!
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Post#7 » Fri Sep 27, 2019 12:49 am

Ow Broda, so sorry ya got enslaved by 'umies.. fankz Mork ya learned sum poetry in dat 'ard timez! Welkom' bakk to 'ome !
Silently we bide our time
Soon we'll pay you back
For all the wrongs you've done our kind
For the stabwounds in our backs

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