The Slayer's Lament

[Martok]

I was in Tier 2 earlier tonight on my SW running with a warband, and witnessed this exchange. There was a Slayer in the group who's name I don't recall and an SM named Marylu...something. Whatever, the first four letters of his/her name was Mary. We were waiting for a BO to flip when the Slayer asked the SM for a guard. That prompted me to write this poem, forevermore to be known of as The Slayer's Lament.

Ahem...

I hail from the mountains,
where Thunder she rolls,
And Witch Elves and Shammies
and smelly Orcs goes.
I chase them and fight them
and snarl through my gums,
and laugh uproariously
when they all turns and runs.
I fight and I swear
and I swear and I fight,
and swing my great weapons
with all of my might.
But often its lonely
out front on my own,
when the crunch from the Choppas
make brittle my bone.
You High Elves and Humies
you run to and fro,
with little regard
for the hardships I know.
Life isn't easy,
for a Slayer its hard,
My orange shaggy beard
makes me look like a tard,
I swing two axes,
I'm a big tub of lard,
so I ask ye, Mary,
can I please get a guard?


Thank-you! Thank-you very much. From the SM still known as Karisanna.

[Endra]

Somebody get the book of grudges...

[Mozlei]

I believe I was that slayer and I resent that tard remark - my guild says I'm pretty

[Kali14]

SM usually not guard nobody. He think he is dps but he is not. To be serio if you have in WB slayer and SM which no guard slayer, then SM is a wasting slot...because hitting by SM single target which usually is another tank don't give nothing. Slayer by one attack can attack 10 enemies, that's why slayer always should have guard if this is possible.

[Luth]

Slayer by one attack can attack 10 enemies

AOE cap is still 9 targets.

[Kali14]

AOE cap is still 9 targets.

So I must have incorrect informations wrote on my skills. Does this are ROR cheanges?

[Luth]

No, it was like that on the mythic servers too.

[Kali14]

Aha Mythic, this many explain. Don't have no more questions.

[StormX2]

i sang this to a Flogging Molley tune, excellent!

[Hogtooth]

Love it