This pie was baked by the humble Halfling Goldie Meringue Jellybutton to honor the fallen King Throndin and his heir Barundin of Zhufbar after saving The Moot from the brutal and immeasurably stupid Greenskins! This is the recipe as dictated by Chef Jellybutton herself:
Pastry
1 cup of Averland flour
1/2 teaspoon of Nordberg salt
1/3 cup shortening oil
3 to 4 tablespoons of blessed Kislev ice water
Chocolate Filling
1 cup of sugar from the Ivory Road Caravaneers
1/4 cup plus 1 teaspoon of Unicornstarch
1/4 cup unsweetened Lustrian cocoa
1/4 teaspoon of more Nordberg salt
1 1/2 cups of Bretonnian milk
1/2 cup of evaporated milk
4 extra large Great Eagle egg yolks, beaten
2 tablespoons Averland butter
1 tablespoon of Port Reaver vanilla extract
Meringue
5 extra- Moot Hen egg whites
1/4 teaspoon Tilean cream of tartar
1/4 cup of extra sugar "found on the corpse of an Ivory Road Caravaneer..."