3 RoR GM's walk into a strip club...

[jojomen]

Just delete part about "russian"))))
Comon how about (Poland,China,Japanese,Slovenia,Hungary) strippers didnt have a rights? to apper in a thousand threads.

[Crymoor]

Keep the servers down long enough and the forums will eventually stop sucking I guess.

[Ktana]

3 GMs walk into a strip club.

The first isn't actually a GM, does no GM work, and wasn't really invited, but somehow keeps sneaking his name into the RSVP list every time it's erased. The second GM get's up and leaves halfway through the night. He doesn't say anything, so nobody notices he's gone for another hour, and he doesn't answer his cell. The third GM doesn't speak Russian, and asks the two Russian strippers to move into a VIP room, where nobody sees them knife each other.

Am I doing this right?

You forgot to include kek part

[Luth]

[Dresden]

3 RoR GM's walk into a strip club... then proceed to walk into the changing rooms at the back off the club and strip off all their clothes and put on skimpy sexy stage-wear, some hi-nrg dance music starts playing and all three of the gm's run out on stage and JUMP onto their dance poles BUT as they do so the poles come loose and all three gm's hit the stage with an ALMIGHTY crash because KAGAZ (da biggest orc boss dere iz!!!!!!!!!) had previously told his shammy goblin Zagakalak to magic the poles loose!!! over the screams and howls of pain from the gm's one could only hear the ROARING laughter of KAGAZ as he casually threw brass coins at the heads of the now floored gm's...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

[peterthepan3]

3 GMs walk into a bar.

After several weeks' worth of dealing with complaints, tending to bans, and having to explain basic things over and over again, they decide to drink copious amounts of fermented vegetable drinks at their nearest watering hole (Bitterstone Brewery) to dim the senses a tad and forget their burdens.

A scantily-clad woman, who works at the bar, makes sure to tend to their every whim: drink, company, sharing a joke (and laughing at their bad ones) - allthewhile making sure to smile at them now and then.

GM 1: This is just what we needed, lads!
GM 2: Yeah! I can't believe noone's bothered us with RoR talk
GM 3: Makes a change. We should come here more often, the customer service is amazing!

The scantily-clad lady - someone they recognised but couldn't quite get a name on it - invited the 3 GMs into the VIP room (usually reserved for leaders of the prestigious Bitterstone Thunderers), and gave them a /dance.

GM 1: How much will that be?
Lady: Nothing! Free of charge for so prestigious a group of gentlemen as you are!
GM 2: This is too good to be true!
GM 3: Surely there is something we can do for you? You've given us free alcohol, a free lapdance for each of us, and have entertained us and graced us with your company.
Lady: Well...there is one thing...
GM 1: Sure! Anything!
GM 2: Go ahead! Name your price, and we shall pay!
Lady: Well...can you give my ban appeal a second evaluation?! It's just I feel I was unfairly discriminated against, and that there is nothing wrong with my name as I am a gas man in a gas company!

[Caffeine]

3 GMs walk into a strip club.

The first isn't actually a GM, does no GM work, and wasn't really invited, but somehow keeps sneaking his name into the RSVP list every time it's erased. The second GM gets up and leaves halfway through the night. He doesn't say anything, so nobody notices he's gone for another hour, and he doesn't answer his cell. The third GM doesn't speak Russian, and asks the two Russian strippers to move into a VIP room, where nobody sees them knife each other.

Am I doing this right?

Every group project ever.

[Druin]

3 RoR GM's walk into a strip club... then proceed to walk into the changing rooms at the back off the club and strip off all their clothes and put on skimpy sexy stage-wear, some hi-nrg dance music starts playing and all three of the gm's run out on stage and JUMP onto their dance poles BUT as they do so the poles come loose and all three gm's hit the stage with an ALMIGHTY crash because KAGAZ (da biggest orc boss dere iz!!!!!!!!!) had previously told his shammy goblin Zagakalak to magic the poles loose!!! over the screams and howls of pain from the gm's one could only hear the ROARING laughter of KAGAZ as he casually threw brass coins at the heads of the now floored gm's...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

Actually, stripping is the occupation of only two members of the GM team. Get your facts straight.

[Genisaurus]

Actually, stripping is the occupation of only two members of the GM team. Get your facts straight.

I'm not a GM and it's only a side-gig.

[Druin]

Actually, stripping is the occupation of only two members of the GM team. Get your facts straight.

I'm not a GM and it's only a side-gig.

Your occasional loss of self-controll at swinger parties doesn't count. : >