LFM Forum premade

[Mez]

So how the game will work is this. I will give both teams 1 forum topic to post about. Both tanks submit to me a final draft of their opening post. Once both are in, they may post them to get ball rolling. The object of the game is for 1 team to make the best points.

Tanks may only post twice, and can only post within first 24 hours of competition. Their 2nd post can only be half as long as their first post. Word count, sentence count come into affect for judging post length.

Once the tanks have posted their initial posts, melee dps may reply at will. Melee may only post 3 sentence bursts, no run on sentences. They may post twice in first 24 hours, twice in last 24 hours of the competition. The competition is 48 hours long.

Ranged DPS may only post once in first 24 hours, and must wait until melee has posted once. They may only post once in first half of competition and 3 times last half. The last half of the competition they may only write replies the length of the tanks 2nd post.

Stealther class may only write 1 line replies once a day.

Healer class may only post once a day up to two sentences, unless they pull a dps healer mode and unleash grammarz patrolz in,which Case they may tear anyone up as much as they want.be careful healerd, dps mode will expose you to damage susceptibility if not trolly enough.

Before we begin, each team will send me their active roster. They will also place 1 player under guard, that player is safe from dying. Also each team will give me the name of 1 opponent class they wish to focus. This player will be extra prone to dying. Stealthers cannot be focused.

Game play consists of making a point. Or multiple points. If you get quoted in a reply, if your post gets tore up, I will /roll a 50/50 die to see if you live or die. Note, you have to have a weak position, and attacker must have a stronger position, or flat out troll the heck out of what you said for there to even be a /roll.

If one team loses a tank or healer, it's an auto win. If a player is killed, your team gets no credit for any points made by dead player.

Modifiers to the /roll based on class are as follows;

Tank - 30 Healer-10 Rdps 0 Mdps +10 Stealther +20

Focus gives +20 to attacks vs focused player.

If a healer goes dps heals, they are +10 for rest of game, and no longer lose game for team if killed.

Please note, if you post something with cuss words or derogatory in a discriminating manner it's an auto loss. Cannot flame anyone outside of competition, but guilds are okay. By playing you understand you may get flamed but it's in good humor and sportsmanship.

A jury of 3rd party forum users will be in place before competition begins to help determine the winner. This is basically like a Big Brother jury, one I will not vote in. I'll facilitate the review though for jurors as I have an eye for forum pvp talent.

If still interest send me your team. Typical topics to expect are game relayed i.e. order 》destro, or land of the dead destroyed live game, or RoR should implement universal currency etc.

[Mez]

Ah, the things you write at the Verizon store while waiting for their computers to come back up. #nerdpride

[Mez]

/swing

Azarael, you were one of the first people to come to mind as an example of forum MDPS just FYI. You sir have what it takes.

[Luuca]

TL:DR WAT>?

[Azuzu]

I'm currently recruiting players for forum pvp. All class makeups are open. Please reply with any interest;

Tank: You write walls of text. Tanks are good for dragging targets into a thread for the DPS to focus on. Examples would be; Lucca, Azuzu, Tesq

Stealther: Rarely post, but when they do, it's to tell you you are bad. Ex. Druin, Spitzworth, thickfreakness, Sook18, tomato

Melee DPS: Players who generate short bursts of effective trolling that get the job done. Ex. Luth, Sulorie, Satori, Soulcheg

Caster DPS: Posters who will write long enough, clear enough, or as often enough, until it clicks and you realize you've been wrong. Ex. Penril, TKlees, Renork, Morf, Grumcajs, Coryphaus


Healer: Uses complete sarcasm, wit and sweetness to kindly kill you. Ex. Ley, Twyxx, Katroulitsa, Libra, Vdova

DPS Healer: Grammar patrol. Ex. Currently no best of class comes to mind.

I have to ask, what kind of Poster is Mez? What's your Forum Warrior Archetype. ^_^

[Joan]

What is the archetype of Orc (& Dwarf) speakers?