Who Je Fawk is

[SigmarPriest]

i have a problem with a guy that he send me all the time mails.. he have send me atm 120mails..in 5min can u plz do something for that >?..his name its (achelous)..sorry and ty for ur time..

Mails at your mail adress or do you mean pms here in our Forum?

[TemplarvanVoytz]

[dynorex]

Very talented storytelling. I actually read the whole thing.

[Sej]

I approve. This man is clearly touched by the Dark Gods, hell even if he wasn't, I would still raise a glass for such storytelling. Bravo.

[Gritcake1986]

I vote for all ingame quest text for Chaos to be written by Je Fawk

[RyanMakara]

I vote for all ingame quest text for Chaos to be written by Je Fawk

Agreed! 100%!

[Mythodiir]

I was made fun of by the other kids in middle school when I told them I don't use toilet paper. I wash my behind with a watering can and I **** and piss sitting down (except at public washrooms, where I'd pee standing up).



At around age 14, I'd discovered that when I use warm water to wash my behind, I got this very strange feeling, and it eased my bowl movements, as opposed to using cool water as I did up to that point. I'd figured out a year or so later that when I'd finger my **** with warm water I was really playing with my prostate, which would get me really horny when I left the washroom. I still continue this practice today, although it doesn't always get me uber horny like it did when I was 14.

On hygiene, I'm born and raised in Canada, and I've always used water to wash, but I've used toilet paper at times out of necessity and expediency, but I can never shake the feeling that it's not properly clean when I use toilet paper. It's clean enough, but it doesn't clean anywhere near as thoroughly or completely as water does, especially warm water. Now, I should mention before people think that I walk around with shitty fingers from fingering my **** with warm water and getting myself all horny, you wash your hands thoroughly with soap after taking a dump. There's no smell and it feels even cleaner than using toilet paper imo, not that I'm claiming some sort of superiority for using water, but I remember being made fun of for it because the other kids didn't understand how you use water, and that if you do it correctly it should be cleaner than using paper.

I'm sorry, I'm reliving middle school ),; . I'm an Ex-Muslim myself. As I understand it in the ye old past, most people washed their behinds with water (if they could at all), but because soap wasn't common or widespread one of your hands would smell like **** all day (usually the left hand since most people are right handed), this is why in many pre-modern societies the left-hand has a reputation as the bad hand, and the right hand is the good hand. It's still common in much of the world today actually, although now in most of the world it's not too difficult to get your hands on soap. You could imagine how in the ye old past you'd prefer to mitigate the necessary evil of having a **** hand, so people started using leaves and later paper.

Anyhow, I don't want to take this much further, I've just realised for a very long time now that I don't wash my ass like most people do. I feel like some sort of king with the insight of the pleasures and comfort of water, and the privilege of running, warm, water and soap. It's like I've got it all figured out.

[Luth]

This thread is like

[Mythodiir]

This thread is like

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I'm sorry, I've just watched Jerry Springer: The Opera, I have a thing for morbid honesty about disgusting things.

[Sarasil]

They know they like intimate stories about peoples assholes, just don't dare to admit it.