In da dark stinkin' werkshop, blakk smoke in da air
fikk smel of da fuel tankz, floatin froo dis mek lair
Ova'ead in da roof beamz, I seez a shiny green lite
Me 'ead gotz finkin koz I aint not dim
Gonna werk froo da nite
Dere I standz in da doorway
Takin' in da smel
I woz finkin' to meself
"Dis cud be zappy or dis cud dakka"
Now da grotz lite da forjiz, and get outta me way
Dere woz voisis on da werkshop floor
Fort I 'eard dem say
Welkum to da Mekshop GorkaMorka
Big mekz buildin' place (big mekz buildin' place)
Wiv da weld skarrd face
Plenty'a gitz in da mekshop GorkaMorka
Drinkin' fungus beer (drinkin' fungus beer)
Werkin wiv mek gear
Der mindz iz megaly-twistid, dey gotz da metalik rendz
Dey gotz a lot ov ugly, ugly boyz, dey kall gitz
Now dey weld in da werkshop, brite shiny sparx
Sum bitz to rememba, sum gubbinz to get
So I yellz at da warboss
"Oi gimmie dat rench!"
'E sed "we aint got nunna dem fingz 'ere just, weldin' all da time"
And still dem mekboyz is shoutin' from far away
Wakez ya up in da middle ov da nite
just ta 'ere dem say
Welkum to da Mekshop GorkaMorka
Big mekz buildin' place (big mekz buildin' place)
Wiv da weld skarrd face
Buildin' up trukkz in da mekshop GorkaMorka
Wiv lotz ov dakka (wiv lotz ov dakka)
An' a big zzzappa
Big gunz on da rooftop
Da pink 'umiez skwish nice
Big mek sedd, "we iz all just tinkererz 'ere, ov our own devise"
In da greasy cook'ous
Dey gavverz for da grub
Dey shoot it wiv dere kustom gunz
An' it smakkz dem wiv a klub
Last fing I rememberz
I woz, runnin' fer da door
Dat fing was killin' all da boyz
Spillin' green gutz on da floor
"Yer dedd!" sedd da green godz
"Dere iz, big fites 'ere wiv us
Yu can chuck out all da bombz ya wantz
But yu can neva leev!"