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crcata
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Moolk biggest orc!

Post#1 » Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:55 pm

Ey der tinies!

Moolk 'ere! I just came to da bloody sun boyz cuz I 'eard dey was da baddest. And dey strong, fa now. But Im lookn ta scrap with da humies, stunties, and fancies. Who da big bosses out dere who bash dem all da time dat I can bash wit'?

WAAAAGH!

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YUKO
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Re: Moolk biggest orc!

Post#2 » Thu Jun 16, 2016 4:35 am

Krumlok, Mashtooth, Grufrip are supposedly to be the meanest. But when they meet us dwarves, they die very soon and hate me for it.

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Sodaking23
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Re: Moolk biggest orc!

Post#3 » Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:00 am

YUKO wrote:Krumlok, Mashtooth, Grufrip are supposedly to be the meanest. But when they meet us dwarves, they die very soon and hate me for it.
You'z dat stuntie datz always fly'n 'round in dat flinga'ma'thing! Always talk'n dat pile o dung! Ha!
- Mashtooth Skullsmasha

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Thunderforge
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Re: Moolk biggest orc!

Post#4 » Mon Aug 22, 2016 7:43 pm

Thrang slammed his tankard down on the rock beside him and growled angrily into his beard. "That's just landed ye another grudge against ye, y'ugly faced beastie!"
He pulled a slate from his back pocket and began to carve in tiny runic letters;
GRUDGE AGAINST THE ORC KNOWN AS MOOLK 'THE BIGGEST' [detailed as follows]
i) For being an Orc
ii) For insinuating disbelief at the words of the esteemed dwarf Yuko
iii) Insiting violence toward dwarves (and to a lesser extent toward manlings) (and on no account towards elflings)
iv) [intentionally blank cause I'm sure I'll think of somethin' else soon.

He brandished the slate threateningly "Let that be a lesson to ye! Once I've got home and had this ratified by Lorekeeper Ethgrim and approved by King Thunderforge and cross referenced into the Grudge Archive at Karaz-a-Karak, you'll... Well, you'll probably be dead, but someone will pay, you mark my words!"
Thrang Thunderforge
KLINKA NA KARAZ - GRUNGA NA GRUNGRON - AZ A NA ANKOR

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Gobtar
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Re: Moolk biggest orc!

Post#5 » Mon Aug 22, 2016 8:19 pm

Hur Hur Hur

Wanna be part of Grumlok's WAAAGH!!!? Da Bloody Sun Boyz? Ya? Well Den Shut yer face! Warboss Grumlok is da biggest Warboss der is and if he 'ears yer gloating, he is going krump you so hard, dat dey will call you Moolkrump da krumpest git. "Biggest" Ha! wot a laff. I met snotlings bigger den you. Come back when you got some better flash, and less puny titles, maybe den you can have a go at "da biggest"

Youz just lucky I don't krump you myself.
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Re: Moolk biggest orc!

Post#6 » Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:19 pm

Felen checks one of his arrow's fleatching befor taking a delicate sip from his wine goblet "It is well known that the Greenskin barbarian's infighting is what makes their.."WAAGH!!!?" fail each and every time. If they could stop that *then* they would be a real threat.." He throws his head back and gives a gentle rich laughter "Oh by Isha..what am I saying?! They will never stop those barbaric squabbles!...

Felen's face turns grim once again "But it is best to kill them quickly, lest their numbers overwhelm yours..."
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Dunavunalgra
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Re: Moolk biggest orc!

Post#7 » Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:53 pm

AYE DIZ IZ DULCAMARA OF THUNDA ROCKS DA BLOODY FACTED BOYZ! Deez stuntiez write deer grudgez but dey iz liez i tell ya git! Liezz!

Da biggest:
Krumlok
Megalodonis
Blastoise
Mashtooth

Da meanest:
Grufip
Big Sally
Grazg
Nene
Da bull
Azaugh!

Da sneakest!:
Landy
Numskull
Snotticus
Jaida

Deez iz da bes of da bes of da greeniez i ave seen! IF ya wannah be a big un ya betta get ta choppin GIT FACE!

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Gobtar
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Re: Moolk biggest orc!

Post#8 » Tue Aug 23, 2016 9:03 pm

Dulcamara who? Never 'eard of ya, butcha know wot? Dis lot you got dere are bunch of Mean, armed-to-da-Teef Black Orcs, Bloody Sun Boyz dat is! And dere is ONLY one Warboss, dat's Grumlok and Gazbag, but da shammie don't count cause 'ez a gobbo, does 'he?. But Grumlok, He is da meanest and da biggest, and he likes to teach a loud moufed git a lesson every once in a while...and he teaches wif hiz Uge' Zog-off Choppa.

SO! if youze want to keep dat face in one piece, I fink you better Shut it.

Az for da pointy eared squiged brain, panzie... youze gotta lesson ta learn. Hur hur hur.
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Dunavunalgra
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Re: Moolk biggest orc!

Post#9 » Tue Aug 23, 2016 9:32 pm

HA dat lazy Grumlok aint chopped nuffin since we took da rock from da stuntiez! An we aint bloody sun boyz, uz bloody facted boyz iz savaj unz we aint listenin to no Grumlok, Big NeNe iz uz boss! D WAAAAAAGH alliance iz bigga dan da bloody sun boyz now!

Penril
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Re: Moolk biggest orc!

Post#10 » Tue Aug 23, 2016 9:49 pm

Gobtar wrote:Hur Hur Hur

Wanna be part of Grumlok's WAAAGH!!!? Da Bloody Sun Boyz? Ya? Well Den Shut yer face! Warboss Grumlok is da biggest Warboss der is and if he 'ears yer gloating, he is going krump you so hard, dat dey will call you Moolkrump da krumpest git. "Biggest" Ha! wot a laff. I met snotlings bigger den you. Come back when you got some better flash, and less puny titles, maybe den you can have a go at "da biggest"

Youz just lucky I don't krump you myself.

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