Best players in the game (RoR server)

[Shaman21]

does no one love me anymore

[arnagob]

earned the title "annoying" ><

Haha! It's an exalted title! If I was on your team, I'm sure I would be grateful for you. But, since I'm on the opposite team, not being able to kill you is annoying, in a good way! Other heals will just run from me, healing themselves. You tend to heal yourself, and others. So, keep up the good work! Woo!

Edit: You're only safe until I get my -50% outgoing heal debuff.

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[Ley]

me
tyvm

[Nishka]

Porkstar has won this thread!

[porkstar]

Evil genius greenskin Porkstar will one day succumb to the piercing arrows of the Keitter but squishy shadow warrior will need assistance from his allies and cannot avail alone.
Porkstar is correct that the unused parts of the body are the most tender and Keitter's brain is indeed an exquisite delicacy of the softest meat because it is oft little used .
His burning hatred of the forces of destruction often causes him to abandon all caution and close for a perceived kill or advantage in the throes of battle. Alas he can be a foolish elf but he does respect all his allies and enemies .

This git sees the pale one Keitter. He lurks in da trees with his invisible brothers. The silent pointies of these ones are dangerous but this one does not fear them. This one laughs at their misguided hatred and pities them. These pale ones are more like this one than they can possibly hope to admit. It would destroy their feeble, pale brains to realize we are both children of the natural places away from the sun. Alike we have no need for the loud, stinky, nasty pursuits of da insatiably greedy stunties and da hopelessly malleable, deceitful humies. The shadowy pale ones recoil at da interminable lust for arcane power that their own kin seek in the quest to dominate all forms of life. The shadowy ones are the only remnant of the pale ones' true nature. They are hopelessly deceived by their brothers and they hate themselves for this. Someday they may justly direct their hatred and cleanse their race of all the arcane connivers. Until then, it is best to melt them quickly and mourn them thus.

[porkstar]

Porkstar has won this thread!

Thank you. I've never, ever won anything before let alone such a major award! Maybe it's a bowling alley.

[Orcpacolypse]

does no one love me anymore

How could we not! I miss those days grinding for my gale-runners at the back of IC and listening to Kye is his full glory. Those were good times, even though it was only a few weeks ago!

[arnagob]

I've seen this shaman running around quite a bit. His name is Porkstar and he kills me all the time. I tried to solo him and it is impossible even with a mouthful of hotdog and soda. Very frustrating. My nethers begin to sweat as I squirm in my chair whenever I see him in the SC. I try to kill him because he does great healing and great DPS and he seems to have a good handle on the game. If the shaman mechanic worked, he would be even more terrifying. If an engineer tries to fight him...engineer melted. If a SW tries to fight him...SW melted. If a WH tries to fight him...its tough for the git because of heal debuff but often...WH melted. BW tries to fight and can remove Pork's life-tap dot with the self-cleanse if they are smart but they're usually too stoooopud... BW melted.

Porkstar removes the most tender bits of flesh from his slain enemies to make the "Cave Special Stew". Tender are the unused bits of the body. For the stunties this means the brain is most tender. For da humies it also means the brain. For the tall pasty ones it means all the parts are tender because they do no work as they manipulate the stooopud stunties and humies to do all the work for them. Never eat the cold, black hearts of the tall pasty ones.

To conclude, I do not know what part of the world Porkstar hails from, but in this place must reside the most intelligent, magical, and expert tacticians with extremely dextrous, gentle and experienced hands. If you desire to avoid self-flagellating your tender areas due to extreme frustration, you should avoid Porkstar.

stop mad pls u wrote for nothing. Trust me

[Grolar]

Yaaaawn. This Pork product bores me. When it ventures out of hiding, it has been found dead my feet many times, riddled with arrows and oozing mucus.

Anything can live a long, boring life, if all it does is run, hide and heal. There is no bravery in that, only shame.

[Dajciekrwi]

it is my most liked topic of all times
Ye, do not forget Kye, a mighty chosen or demonic Catman !!
Secret to be good in this game is to have a most posssible compliacted nick.
When your oponent writes on chat "Thousandsunny y little fukker" - he just kills you