The PvP foodchain

[Mez]

This is my opinion of the food chain.

The;

kids
zerglings
pugs
whatevers
alrights
okays
bads
not bads
decents
goods
pretty goods
really goods
so goods
awesomes
pros

Author note regarding 'bads' status. Bads is a mis-leading category of skill because it's for those average players who are on the verge of convincing you they are good, but begin speaking in general chat or forums before they have successfully earned 'not bad' status. So players who are decent, might actually fall back into the 'bads' category as a default, despite any rise in skill they may be achieving. Affectively these people are an essential black sheep and often troll and get trolled back. To be safe, one is recommended not to open his mouth until he reaches 'good.' Even being as high as 'decent' is 1 slippery slope comment from falling back down to the 'bads' category. A few players in history for example even reached skill levels as high as Pretty Good or Really Good, however are still joking called 'bad' in vent to mockingly refuse to acknowledge his achieved status.

Noteworthy playstyles

It's your 15 bucks, you can play how you want. Yeah, well, we are watching you play. You may not get respect from the community. In fact, many of the following playstyles create a need to self-promote as the confirmation of skill level is not acknowledged from enemy or ally.

The Farmer: Only plays in premades and farms kills when it's safe.

DK-tard: Damaz Kron retard, AKA KDR-tard or Kill to Death ratio retard. Plays the game to raise KDR to later brag. Sadly this just looks like a lot of hiding or fleeing on my end. Runs from fights he could possibly win, which would have elevated him a level on the skill level tree, however too afraid to try.

Zerg Surfer: Player or guild who wants nothing to do with a real fight or to test theirselves. Is comfortable progressing through the game with a strength in numbers mentality. Does not associate himself or can see himself as a good player.

Bads (guild version) Many guilds will venture out but not too far away from the zerg and are built with enough toughness and gear to survive a quick kite back to the safety of the zerg. These groups are obvious and aren't fooling anyone. These groups are typically 1-2 good players away from being an all around sick group, but probably mainly consist of farmers or DK-tards which have chased away the good players.

Lamer: Player who does attempt to stand out skill wise, but uses cheats, hacks, glitches, crashing in game items or exploits to avoid death or confrontation.


So, where do you fall in?

[noisestorm]

i'll let my enemies speak for me once t2 opens

[Luth]

Fat Kids guild is at the top of the list. Very nice.

[Aveleys]

Correction:

Aveleys > pugs > liandel.

ie liandel is the worst.

[Razid1987]

While I'm generally not a big fan of kids in games, because of their lack of understanding of general social interaction, ignorance, and crybaby mentality. However, to say they are bad, because they are kids, is pretty ignorant and judgemental lol.

While I'm holding these believes about kids, I also acknowledge that there are indeed smart kids, as well as, REALLY good players out there, who are indeed kids.
The fact of the matter is, if you're over 25 years of age, you can't even stay in the pro scene of any game. You simply don't have the reaction time anymore. Plain simple fact. If anything, YOU are probably worse than them because of this simple little fact. Kids also have an easier time learning ****. Their brain absorbs knowledge like a sponge.

Also, this whole trend of calling idiots in games "kids"... Why is this even a thing?
I bet 70% of the time, people are in reality talking about some 30 year old, fat and hairy dude, playing from his mother's basement, without even realizing it lol. And yes, this idea is of course judgemental, as well. Just making an example.

By using the term "kids" you are actually just telling the rest of us, how ignorant, irritional, and judgemental you are.

Just my 2 cents.

Edit: And yes, I realize I'm taking this too serious, but this have been bothering me for quite some time. I guess I just had to let it all out.

Have a nice day!

[BrokenIronSights]

I am, SCRUB! Don't care enough to follow the zerging faction, and not good enough to be an "Okay"

[Xylon666Darkstar]

Elf sluts are the worst. Kill them all!

[Razid1987]

I'm actually happy people are not replying to my post lol.

I really don't want to take a discussion now xD

Oh, oh! This post is way too serious for this thread.... Erhm... Kill all stunties! They smell bad... and they fart too much!

[Dajciekrwi]

Razid, my fellow, one advice if y want a happy marraige forever, DO NOT LEAVE your basement ).
I know what im talking about

[Razid1987]

Lol xD