"WHADDOYA MEANS ATE YEARS?! YA CAN'T EAT YEARS YA STOOPID LITTLE RUNT!" screamed an Orc in anguished confusion at a small, dark robed Goblin. His voice echoed off the stone walls of the Hall of Shinies, drawing several other Greenskins to the commotion.
"I-itz a numba!!! Da numba dat comes after seven!" explained the Goblin, who was now nervously eyeing the approach of other boyz anticipating a fight from the raised voices.
"DERE AIN'T SEVEN NUMBAS DERE IS WUN, TOO, FREE, FOR, AND LOTZ. I FINK YOOZ LYIN TO ME"
"It duzn't matter yoo stoopid oaf!!! Da Kaptin sez yooz come along on da day and it'z gunna be an all-yoo-can-krump-stompfest!
"BUT WHEN IZ DAT? WHEN IZ DA DAY!? YOO IZ STOOPID" The Orc slammed his fist onto the rotten plank of wood that served as a table in front of him, causing smaller snots and and gobbos to flee to the safety of scum pools and piles of dung big enough for themselves to bury in.
"In little under fourteen dayz! Da blakk flagg will rise!"
"FORTIN??? WOTZ A ZOGGIN FORTIN DAYZ?! I 'ATE YOU GOBBOS. YA BEST START MAKIN' SENSE OR I'LL SMASH SUM SENSE INTO YER 'EAD. HOW IZ WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN ITS FORTIN' DAY?"
The Night Goblin could feel his tenuous grip on trying to explain things to an increasingly ornery and belligerent Orc slipping. He quickly probed his mind for an answer that would both satisfy the Orc and leave him with most of his limbs still attached to his body.
"Fortin' Day is when we go and put an end to da stunties for GOOD this time! Dere'll be more grog than ya can drink and more shinies than will ever fit in ya pile""
"DEN WHY DIDNT YOO SAY DAT IN FIRST PLACE. I HATE GOBBOS ALWAYS WIV DA MENY WORDS DAT DONT MEAN ANYFING!!!"
On the fourteenth of June the Freebootaz will be celebrating their eighth year of the WAAAGH.
All gits, runts, maggots, weaklingz and even snotlingz is invited! We will be rounding up a whole heap of gits on the day and more information about what will exactly be happening shall be revealed closer to the date! We're thinking of something different this year, maybe a fight in a place we often don't or havent had a propa skrap in yet!
Update 1: We are going to be having a community photo in the Karak Eight Peaks at the bare minimum and be leading a big WAAAGH at the least. Still awaitin' a few more bits of info I fink.
Update 2: We will be active almost all of EU afternoon and evening, till about the end of EU prime time.
Granur Loriksson 
Dvali Gembeard 
Skirvir Azrilgrund
